4. Bayonetta

Bayonetta gameplay

Picture a witch. Do you imagine a sewer green colored old hag riding a broom across a moonlit night? Well, I'm about to shatter your expectations. Bayonetta is a stylish, confident, umbra witch possessing supernatural strength and endurance mixed with her signature bullet arts (sort of like martial arts mixed with guns). She sounds much more interesting than your typical cackling witch. Bayonetta follows the story of, well, Bayonetta, an umbra witch who wakes up with no memories of who she was, besides the fact that she has these incredible powers. Follow her as she begins to unravel the mystery of who she is.

Do you feel lucky, punk? Because I don’t.

Can someone get this heavenly entity a doctor?